The Onion AV Club
-Don’t worry, Wes Anderson’s next movie will have Owen Wilson
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-Aaron Sorkin agrees to write the other, Ashton Kutcher-less Steve Jobs biopic
-Sofia Vergara becomes part of the never-ending wish fulfillment that is Machete Kills
-Ghostface Killah, Biz Markie, Fat Joe and more join MTV’s hip-hop version of Hollywood Squares
-FX might try cramming Fargo into the TV woodchipper again
-The Tumblr trap: Is Internet culture turning musicians into content-producers?
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-Westboro Baptist Church calls Radiohead “freak monkeys with mediocre tunes,” pickets concert
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